10pm – Day before project is due.

In my last grand stand class, we get assigned to groups. I hate groups. I like people, and enjoy friends, but being assigned to a group of people you barely know sucks. Of all the people in my group one neither is of this planet or appears to be ON this planet at the moment. An inflated sense of ego is an understatement…today this group member mentioned plans to “attend MIT and solve the many electron problem.” WOW! AMAZING! Thousands of scientists at it, since FORTRAN was born, but this person will somehow squeeze into MIT and solve it. Ofcourse the reason why this group member can’t do it here (a top 10 dept!) is because, well, this person wasn’t accepted to the PhD program, nor does this person have an advisor! And it’s 1am and this dolt is still trying to figure out basic Linux commands. Brilliant.

1am – Day project is due

They’ve all disappeared. All my group members are enjoying sleep…my children haven’t seen their mother since 7:30am, but these single group member are nowhere to be found. King of Dolts I mentioned before hasn’t said a thing over email since he once again reminded the group just how far behind his 133+ h4×0rz skills on linux really are. How does someone sign up for a Comp. Quantum Chem class and doesn’t know linux? uh, let’s see…there’s ls, cd, mkdir, and ./script.sh.

Sorry for the geek-rant…it’s late and this project wont make it…not when my 3 group members snore away their my grade.

I’m so mad right now I could just roll in mud and run through a Bridal shop yelling dromedary obsceneties!